1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking by Michael E. Hodgin

Author:Michael E. Hodgin
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780310871255
Publisher: Zondervan

486 TOPIC: Intelligence

Primate Intelligence

Question: If you are in a room with three monkeys, and one holds a banana, one has a book, and the other has a pencil, which one is the smartest primate in the room?

Answer: Hopefully, you!

487 TOPIC: Intelligence

Length of Life

Man can live without air for a very few minutes, without water for a number of days, without food for about two months, without a new thought for years on end.

488 TOPIC: Intelligence

Really a Blonde

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

“Oh, he recognized me,” she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time–haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses–then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”

“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

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